Jos Britney Spears olisi presidentti

The Top 10 ways the country would be different
if Britney Spears were the President:

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody!
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama [Bin Laden] out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the Moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me!